Just Die Already

Step into the cracked shoes of an angry, fragile, and utterly broke retiree in a near-future where the youth have forgotten their elders. With no one to pay your pensions and your retirement home kicking you out, survival is your only option. It's time to earn your retirement tickets by performing increasingly dangerous challenges and exploring a world that wants you to Just Die Already.

But with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little?

KEY FEATURES

• BE OLD, BE BOLD

  Embrace the dream you never knew you had: become an old person. Angry, fragile, poor, and hating the world – you finally have something in common with your grandparents.

• BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK

  Experience the unique joys of being old and made of glass. Anything can break you, and you can break everything. Prepare for bone-shattering physics!

• DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME

  Undertake dangerous challenges you'd never attempt in real life. Can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Can you survive losing your head and using it as a weapon?

• ONE MISSION: RETIRE!

  Your ultimate goal is to qualify for a proper retirement home. Earn rewards by completing absurd and perilous challenges. Just try and stay in one piece to enjoy it!

• SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER

  Go it alone or team up with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Conquer challenges together, or simply cause as much mayhem as possible and rip your friends’ limbs off!

• LIMITLESS INTERACTION

  Pick up and interact with a vast array of objects. From giant trouts and trampolines to guns, fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns, and jetpacks – everything can be used to inflict hilarious, over-the-top damage.

• EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER

  Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population! NPCs react dynamically to the chaos – some will laugh and clap at the carnage, while others will flee in terror.

• THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU

  Explore a city filled with detailed environments, packed with secrets and hidden paths. The open-ended design encourages quirky experimentation and detailed exploration to uncover all its madness.

• FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – AVAILABLE NOW

  Give the boomers what they deserve in this free Player Versus Player update. Compete against your fellow retirees in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes, and start ripping each other’s limbs off. Brace yourself, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!